Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Fatty McFatterson.




I swear this is going to me in 2 years if I don't get my shit 2gether... Everyone can just call me McFatterson. I personally think the name sounds delightful and can't wait to take it on as my own. What is causing me to turn so ungodly fuckin huge... It's a few thing... My lack of motivation to exercise which makes me not exercise at all.. My place of employment which allows me to eat shit loads of crap for cheap. And when I eat there it's never ever healthy... Also the fact that I don't eat healthy foods doesn't help... But I think the number 1 reason I am now McFatterson.................... Beer. Oh beer my bitch lover how I love thee... I used to be all about the rum and diets.. But that caused me way to many black out nights and arguments.. So I went back to that tasty yellowish-brown liquid that isn't my piss.... My choice of beer?


Nom nom nom. It's my fav beer... But many a people like to argue with me about it. Ah well.. They can go fist themselves.... Real hard...No lube.

But now I am going to some friends softball game... And yes... I will be drinking..... Bud Light....

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