Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Fatty McFatterson.




I swear this is going to me in 2 years if I don't get my shit 2gether... Everyone can just call me McFatterson. I personally think the name sounds delightful and can't wait to take it on as my own. What is causing me to turn so ungodly fuckin huge... It's a few thing... My lack of motivation to exercise which makes me not exercise at all.. My place of employment which allows me to eat shit loads of crap for cheap. And when I eat there it's never ever healthy... Also the fact that I don't eat healthy foods doesn't help... But I think the number 1 reason I am now McFatterson.................... Beer. Oh beer my bitch lover how I love thee... I used to be all about the rum and diets.. But that caused me way to many black out nights and arguments.. So I went back to that tasty yellowish-brown liquid that isn't my piss.... My choice of beer?


Nom nom nom. It's my fav beer... But many a people like to argue with me about it. Ah well.. They can go fist themselves.... Real hard...No lube.

But now I am going to some friends softball game... And yes... I will be drinking..... Bud Light....

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Sunday, June 28, 2009


Yeah, it's been a while.. That happens I guess.
So what's been goin on with me? I feel like I have been workin a crap load. Which is ok other than the fact it's Chili's that I am working at. :( My friends and I went to Cedar Point a few days and that was fun.
But I guess what I really want to talk about is my friends. I just wanna give you guys a big cyber hug (in the most sexual way of course). I love you guys more than anything. I really do believe friends are the family you pick and I couldn't have any better. Now I just gotta work on the getting a significant other thing. I honestly feel that I am gonna be single for the rest of my life. All the opportunities I have come across I am just not interested in. I know myself I am way to picky. Which I don't understand, cuz I am not that grand myself. But there's someone out there for everyone right? Well it's what I keep telling myself.
On a lighter note Britney is going back on tour to Michigan.. So I plan on going to that. And in a week or so I am going up to Traverse for cherryfest. That will be fun. But much love guys.. I'll blog later.