Things that bother me.

I can't really think of anything of importance to blog about. Not that any of my blogs have a spec of importance in them. So I guess I will just compile a list of things that annoy the fuck piss out of me.

- I don't like it when people scrape there teeth on the fork they are using. Horrible sounding.
- I hate when the TP is backwards on the roll. When I need to whipe my ass the flap of paper should be facing me...not the wall.
- Old people...... I don't know what it is, but i have a hard time talking to old people. I get really uncomfortable. They are my least fav thing to wait on. Not because they are horrible tippers, i just can't speak old person. I always feel they are watching my every move, and analyzing everything i say. I think the goal is to find out if im a rapist or one of those gang memebers they hear about all the time on the news.... Turns out I am... but whatever....jk..... oh and they smell bad.
- When people get pissed that I fart... deal with it.
- When people can say anything they want to you, but when you attack back they get monsterously pissed that you argue back. fuck you.
- People who are not open minded and are prudes... Times are changing. Please don't hold the world back.
- People who diss britney.

Speaking of britney here is her new single.. Womanizer... i love.. later.

Ok.... the wonder that is Twilight.

Twilight is one of the best books I have ever read in my life. Actually it's a series, but the first book is called Twilight. So therefore it's called the Twilight series. It's actually weird how i found out about this series. I was on one of my fav websites ever(imdb.com) or internet media data base. I saw a clip for this vampire movie called Twilight. It looked good. Then on facebook I saw thay cuzin added Twilight to her fav books. So I did a bit of internet research and the movie is based off the first book. Well it was summertime, and I always enjoy a good summer read. This lead me to going to barns and noble the next day. Not five feet into the building I saw a huge display for the twilight books. It was a sign from Matthew himself. <----------- inside joke kinda. My friend Matt is like jesus. Thus it's the religion of Matthewism............. yes im going to hell. Anyhow i locked my self in my bedroom for a bit and read all the books. Theres four total in the series.

The thing about the book is that the premise sounds so dumb. Girl falls in love with a vampire. Sounds real ~rainbowtastic~ I know. But I made Julie read it, and she now is obsessed just like I. You feel like you really know these characters in the novel. It's not really so much about vampires, as it is more about the passion and connection the main two characters(Edward and Bella) have for one another. But here is a clip of the movie that's comming out. I suggest you see it/read it/live it/shit it.

Oh.. fun game. Count how many times i said twilight...... I believe i may have said it to many times.

What a day...

Well yesterday was Battle of the Valleys. It's GVSU vs. SVSU. It's pretty much a huge drunk fest. Well instead of going to the game, I was going to do a charity event. I went and it was horrible. And by horrible I mean...... I wanted to slit my wrists for every second I was there......twice. Not by the fact it's charity. It just didn't go well.
So i ended up going to the game. I pretty much felt like the only sober person there. But it poured rain the entire time. I felt like I jumped into a river and I was never going to be dry again. Anyway, GV has an amazing football team. SV was getting there ass kicked, so we left before halftime. Later I got fracking wasted.. I'm gonna say around 4:45 I was good and drunk. I stayed good and drunk all night. Everyone was a great time. I even had whine poured into my mouth from the 3rd story. I was kind of a badass. Well i mean more of a bad ass than Iam normally. But most of the night was drunkin singing and dancing.Both of which are always a good time. But im out.... much love

Rum and Diet

One of my fav drinks of choice. Beer and long island are great also. I had many a rum and diet last night. I had a great time.. thank you friends.

Flashing lights

The refrence to the tittle of my blog has nothing to do with the popular kanye west song. It refers to the greatness that is called the casino. Ahh the casino, so much wonder in one gaint room. THANK YOU NATIVE AMERICANS. Anyhow let me get to the gist of the story. It was little little kyles birthday. I use little twice cuz it's kyles youngest brother. He just turned a young 18. I really didn't wanna go. I have no money, and i didn't feel like wasting my money... that i didn't have. But i went... Cuz i realized i was being uber gay. So when i went there the first thing Julie, Jackie, and I did was play roulette(sp?). I ended up a big doller ahead. Then i went and played jacks or better. I broke even with my 5 doller. I then went and played black jack. I played 15 dolla. Still broke even. Then i went to play let it ride. I won... 80 dollers.. i was happy and content.. so i stayed.

Other than that.. not much happened.. Ollie was a great time for sure though.. LAter

VMA night.

Well as everyone prolly nows last night was the VMA's. It's genrally a pretty big deal for me. But because the cable we are provided with at my current place of residence is made by the devil... We don't get MTV. Yes I am aware that it blows. Yes it is hard to live without the Hills. And yes it is hard not to watch Tila be a slut with men and chicks.

Anyhow we went to madelyns last night for the viewing bash. Well I dunno if i would call it bash, more of a gathering of people.. Who who happen to be my best friends. So as a whole the VMA's were ok... T.I and Lil Wayne were the shit... oh what else made it great?

SHE WON FUCKING THREE AWARDS.

Of course I am talking about my girlfriend Britney Fucking Spears..... Yes that is her full name. Then after the VMA's, Madelyn made great chip taco dip. It tasted "Very Nice".

But I'm gonna go take a shower now, cuz I look a bit skanky... I know big surprise... later

A few things

Well today is the second day of me not eating anything.. NOT GOOD... Im not going all ano on your asses. I want to eat, but my body is not letting it happen. I tried to eat a few chips today, but that ended with me not feeling so hot. The last time this happened to me, I had a lot on my mind. As I do now. Sad thing is, no one knows what's on my mind. But I also have no intention of letting anyone know. Im interested to see how long this lasts, cuz food is my life.

Next Topic.

The last two nights have been real fun. Tj and Matt have had a few good house bashes at there place. Friday I got real drunk. And well last night I tried to drink beer. But like food, my body didn't want me having it.. But now I am off to work.. which sucks..

later

Free Swag..

Raise your hand if you don't like free stuff... Um.. if you just raised your hand you should be slapped, with a piece of raw bacon. I for one enjoy free things. I think everyonce in a while, it's good to take a break from stealing and actually have someone GIVE something to you....know what I mean?

Anyhow, Katie and I decided to go to the cards party today at SVSU. What is a cards party you ask? Well it's pretty much a group of random and some not random booths that give you free things. For instance.. T-shirts-Bags-Pens-Money-Coupons-food-perscription drugs- ya know ordinary things. It may be a little sad that Katie and I went, cuz we both don't attend SVSU anymore, but we still had a shamazing time. We came home and showed julie all the cool new items we got today.. I felt like i was 5. I didn't care.. My tiny heart was happy. Then later Katie and I went and played racketball and some b-ball. So we spent all day together. And we are talking as i typed this.. I feel like we are dating.agian. lol...

later skank whores.

errr

I just got out of bed and people already pissed me off.... not happy....

Angry Drunk.

So that was me last night. A horrible angry drunk. Which I don't believe I am most of the time. So here is a review or recap if you will... of last night.

1) I was grumpy before I even left the house... bad start. Nick comes over. He, Amanda, Julie, and I go to bennigans to meet up for rj's b-day.... HAppy belated b-day buddy. Well Long islands are like 2 fidy there.. real cheap.. I had 3. I say thats a fairly okay start.
2) We then go pick up Lane at his place so he can join us for the pub adventure. I get in an argument with julie and amanda and im not even drunk yet. Julie was.... fact.
3) I was wasted having a great time at the pub.. Im told i got in a fight with julie. I don't recall leaving the facilty at all. I don't recall the drive home. AND THATS BAD. Cuz i said some real not nice things. I guess amanda and I got into real bad.. She went to punch me in the face but lane caught it. On a scale from 1-10 on drunk, i was prolly around an 8.7... I've been worse but never have i had anger pour out of me like that. The things they said I said were horrible and malicious. It sounded like i was saying anything i could to piss them off.
4) Well after the fight I fell when i was in the bathroom. I landed right in the tub. I decided to take the shower curtain with me. It's no longer part of our bathroom.
5) I pucked all over my sheets and pillow cases. Classy.
6) Went to work this morning still very drunk.

So that's my night summed up very quickly... all in all... I enjoy my time last night....

I wanna be the green one...

Power Ranger that is. The green ranger was always the best bad ass........ Fact. When i played power rangers when i was younger, i was always Tommy.... Yes i did play power rangers when was young. My cuzin was always the Pink one... Kimberly...



Anyhow... I believe tonight is Pub night. Which is always a great time right?!?!? People might be pussin out on me though.... amanda <------- Don't puss out on me you whore....... Anyhow i think i should shower.. so word skanks.