alone

So I believe me/myself/and I are having bonding time tonight.... Not in the sexual manner you fracking perves. I got out of work early and the only person home is jackie.. And she's in her room doing Homework and watching Dawsons Creek on DVD. So it's a "bymyself" night. I don't enjoy these nights. I enjoy the few and far between "bymyself hours".... but not nights..... I've recently come to discover I can't handle being bymyself. I need interaction. Something/someone (hopefully someone) to entertain me. I will never be able to live bymyself cuz id go crazy. Like Jack Sparrow when he's in Davy Jones's locker. And there's a million of him wanting that single peanut. Well there will prolly be a million of me wanting a single Pringle..... and you can't just have a single pringle... Once you pop the fun don't stop. Anyhow.. I can't live with people forever... SO WHAT THE BALLS AM I GONNA DO? And that concludes that rant.

But I suppose I can try and find something to do with my life other than this... much love.

Ah.... just a few things.

So my roomate Jackie/Mom/Todd--(all her names) is turning 23 today. yeahhhhhh.. I am a little sad cuz i have to work tonight, therefore i don't get to go chillen with my "family". Oh well... But we wrapped her gift her bad..... it's gonna be a bitch to open.

So i got a hair cut today. Wost place to go ever. Not that they did a bad job, but they were like all on cell phones.. All wearing flip flops ------ cutting hair.. ewww real gross... They didn't even style my hair when i was done. She left it wet and messy. Not to mention she only spoke 3 sentences to me, all referring to my hair. BITCH

so in honor of my new haircut... here is a video

I am not really a fan of driving.

Let me start out this post by saying that driving sucks wang, balls and anus.

No I havent gotten into a car reck...... yet... (knock on some fucking wood). But everything about it bothers me. I don't like the fact that at anyone one moment another huge billion pound piece of shit can run into your ass. I also don't like the fact that my billion pound piece of shit can run into someone and kill them. How would i live/deal with that. It's scary. I hate the sound of a car crash. The slamming of the breaks and then the faint yell of the driver screaming holy fuckin shi--------then doesn't get to finish the sentence cuz the huge piece of shrapnel just slammed them in the face. FACT.

Oh and ah paying for gas/insurance/plates....... SUCKS..

Oh so here is the new song/music video for P!nk..it's called So What. I named it amanda's theme song... much love bitches.

So this is how camping went down.

Ok so i'm sick, but i will get back to that in a bit..

But ok so my cuzin her BF, and I go to the U.P. Ours familys our like drive to Curtis(M.I) and then cal us for the rest of directions. Well once past the bridge we didn't have any cell phone service.... Frackin great.... So we get to Curtis around 9pm... It's like the smallest town ever.. The only thing open is The Pizza Stop. So i go in there and lay all our cells on the counter and was like can i use your phone.. The gentleman was very nice and let us use his store phone.. guess what..NO ONE ANSWERS THE CALL.. so all we could do is laugh really.. But dani stood in the middle of street we got service, they answered and it was golden from there... Oh and then people got drunk that night...

So then of course like 2 days ago i get sick... FML... and work today doesn't want me to come in.... thats not 2 bad of news i guess right? right.....

THis post if for my home girl amanda... much love skank!

Screw fall and Winter

I would enjoy if summer stayed for the rest of my life. Knowing that next month is september kills me....Ugh.. I need to get in some pool time. But this comming week I am going to the U.P for a family vaction thing. Meaning no facebook... I might want to kill myself. But more than just no facebook reasons. I can only handle so much "family time". But my cuzin dani will be there. And i havent seen my sister in who knows how long.

Oh and last night smee and I went to go sing at a bar... and we did.. and i enjoyed it.. We only did two songs. Mostly cuz it was tough to decided which songs to sing, and waiting for rotation kinda blew.. But drinkin music pretty much means good ass time. But aight kids later.

I need to break out in song.

I need to sing in my life.. Smee and I want to go to a kareoke(sp) bar, but i am unsure if that is going to happen. So if we don't sing i will be in the dumps...... that much is true....

Lookin better than ever.....

So this is the new promo for the 2008 VMA's.. If you live under a rock, like Patrick Star on Sponge Bob, the Vma's = Video music awards. It airs on MTV.



Yes that is my girl friend Britney Spears. And she looks better than ever.
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Oh I lost 50 dollers today at work.. I'm not very happy with myself.. Or the world. But it's in the past and it can suck on my ballsack. Im tired though.. It's been a long couple of days/weeks.... My body is like hey...... slow it down.. And im all... i'm young and i can do what i want. And then my bodys all, ok we'll see bitch...... Well i think my body may be winning.. thank god i have the day off tomarrow.

People being scared is very very funny... look

Ok so you can skip to about the one minute mark, and you will still get the point.... I laughed so hard... And the fact that the mom also thinks it's the funniest thing ever, makes it even better. But i used to be like that little kid.... Well i still sing the britney, but when I used to get scared id fall right down and cry.. But give me a break, i was just a little boy.. I was helpless.



This one almost made me cry, i was laughing so hard..



This one made me cry.... NO JOKE.... it's so funny..

later

Tired.... yep yep

Man oh man..... I was going to do a blog on catty bitches, but i think I will save that for tomarrow.... since I am way to tired to think about it.. So I will give you a tid bit of info about my night.. So i went to matts party for the celebartion of Katies b-day... Partyed got drunk... Hit up to bell... Got more drunk... Then continued the party at beccas house.... SO i went to bed at 7 am... ugh so i got like no sleep and i have work at 3:30 to who knows when... not pleased with my life right now..... i may nap/eat/shower.. then work.

later

balls

Hey i'll write a good blog tomarrow..... i was busy as fuck 2day. so i'll give you guys a quote...

"food replaced sex in my life, now i can't get into my own pants"

later

Hook is for sure my Number 1

The other day I was thinking to myself... "I know Hook is my fav movie ever, but what comes on the list after that?" I decided it was prolly Transformers. So i decided to compile a list of my favs and try as best I can to put them in order.
1) Hook
2) Transformers
3) Mean Girls
4) X-men 2
5) Tommy Boy
6) Butterfly Effect
7) The Skulls
8) Varsity Blues
9) Cruel intentions
10) Top Gun

SO there is my list.. Of course as more movies come out, that list is subject to change. Just like my herpies.. KIDDING.. hahaha But here are a few that didn't make top 10.
40 yr old virgen, Austin Powers, Finding nemo, Borat.

Later

I KNOW HER!!!!

...... She's pretty good huh... The story behind this is this..... X-mas break of my freshman year i was at home and tip up town was going on.... For those who are unaware of what such thing is, its a winter festivel in Houghton Lake... WEll she met me, we hit it off... Banged.. Did drugs and all sorts of crazy shit.... then after that she let me ride in her limo for the parade.... She gave me a signed CD and i kept it hoping she would be huge someday.. Well she isn't yet. But the other day i was pondering about what has happened to her. My answer for any question is "google that shat." I did. That vid came up and I was all huh..... i still have that Cd.. As of now I am currently unaware of how well she did.. I do know that it's this season of the show... WE actually never banged, or did drugs... I thought it would add effect to the story.
So this is what my first Real REAL post is about... Agian though.. my grammer and stuff sucks, since i just don't care... This isn't a college Paper so I will write how i wanna.... Meaning most of my I's wont be in caps.... Won't always have a '..... and my spelling will blow.. Don't like it, suck on my ball sack.

ahhhh the first post!

Well I am unsure how many people are even going to look at this, but this is a major work in process.... Give me a day or 2.