Fatty McFatterson.

I swear this is going to me in 2 years if I don't get my shit 2gether... Everyone can just call me McFatterson. I personally think the name sounds delightful and can't wait to take it on as my own. What is causing me to turn so ungodly fuckin huge... It's a few thing... My lack of motivation to exercise which makes me not exercise at all.. My place of employment which allows me to eat shit loads of crap for cheap. And when I eat there it's never ever healthy... Also the fact that I don't eat healthy foods doesn't help... But I think the number 1 reason I am now McFatterson.................... Beer. Oh beer my bitch lover how I love thee... I used to be all about the rum and diets.. But that caused me way to many black out nights and arguments.. So I went back to that tasty yellowish-brown liquid that isn't my piss.... My choice of beer?

Nom nom nom. It's my fav beer... But many a people like to argue with me about it. Ah well.. They can go fist themselves.... Real hard...No lube.

But now I am going to some friends softball game... And yes... I will be drinking..... Bud Light....

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Yeah, it's been a while.. That happens I guess.

So what's been goin on with me? I feel like I have been workin a crap load. Which is ok other than the fact it's Chili's that I am working at. :( My friends and I went to Cedar Point a few days and that was fun.

But I guess what I really want to talk about is my friends. I just wanna give you guys a big cyber hug (in the most sexual way of course). I love you guys more than anything. I really do believe friends are the family you pick and I couldn't have any better. Now I just gotta work on the getting a significant other thing. I honestly feel that I am gonna be single for the rest of my life. All the opportunities I have come across I am just not interested in. I know myself I am way to picky. Which I don't understand, cuz I am not that grand myself. But there's someone out there for everyone right? Well it's what I keep telling myself.

On a lighter note Britney is going back on tour to Michigan.. So I plan on going to that. And in a week or so I am going up to Traverse for cherryfest. That will be fun. But much love guys.. I'll blog later.

Music can't save the world, but it can make it better!

So I am just here playin some music on my I-tunes (another apple plug). Anyhow a song came on that's a bit old, but I still enjoy it as much as when it was Fresh/Hip/Hot/Thumpin or whatever the kids are calling it today. So I compiled a list of my all time faves..... thus far in my life... They are in no order..... That would take me a year to decided, and I think it would depend on my mood. So here they are. Oh p.s... I really enjoy the pop exsplosion of the late 90's early 2000's.
1) Baby one more time- Britney Spears
2) Dark Blue- Jacks mannequin
3) My everything- 98 degrees
4) Bye Bye Bye- Nsync
5) Goodies- Ciara
6) A whole new world- Aladdin
7) What would you do- City High
8) I'm your's - Jason Mraz
9) Open Arms- Journey
10) Losing my religion- R.E.M

And I have to add one more, But I though a list of 11 would be dumb... But it's bleeding love by Leonna Lewis. Later

So an overview of what was my Halloween weekend.

Agian, Sorry for not posting. But not that anyone readys this anyway. It's more for me. Anyhow, my Halloween weekend started thursday night. Which means that it's Town Homes time. For this evening I decided to dress up as an I-Pod commercial. What is an I-pod commerical you ask? Oh... Well I dressed up in all back, and put on my white I-pod head phones and danced around like the shadows in the commercials. Now hopefully after telling you guys my outfit, Apple will endorse my site and pay me money for mentioning a product of theres 800 times. So back to the Town Homes; I start drinking at let's say around 7:30. Before Amanda got there around.. 9:30 I was drunk... Awsome way to start out the night right? I saw a bunch of people I knew, and played some great games of flip cup. The next thing I know, I'm waking up on Madelyns floor. In my head all I can think of is..... What the fuck happened last night? So I ask amanda what happened.... She told me I feel asleep at 11:30...... WHAT THE BALLSACK! Really.... Did I really do this. Well Julie threw in that i could barley walk or talk....... Awsome...frick.

So the next night (friday) we decided to go across the street to this persons party. Which is nice, so we could get drunk and just walk home. I let a good friend of mine barrow my head phones so he could use the I-pod idea. (Which I was fine with, cuz I didn't want to be the same thing 2 nights in a row.) But one time my friend mentioned putting on a white trash bag and being white trash. GREAT IDEA. So I did this and glued things that would go into a trash can on me.

A few Items were....

1) mac and cheese box

2) Used condom

3) empty birth control pills.

4) bloddy tampon

5) Tissue

I felt that all these items were vital. Well at the party across the street I wasn't having the best time. And I had to work in the A.M anyway. So as I am walking home, April calls me and tells me that we are going to this awsome party. It was awsome... I'll leave it at that.

So yesterday I worked... It sucked real bad.... REAL BAD. And then later in the night Rj and Thad came over. Those 2 + julie and I hit up len and jerry's fisrt. They have pitchers of beer for 5 dolla....... Of bud light.... Yes I know... REAL CHEAP! So i wanted to sing some kareokee(sp?) I did Ace of Base...... I saw the sign... I didn't do a very good job.. But it was fun. Then we hit up Timbers for a drink and a 2 step. And then I went home... They all went down town.. I didn't feel much up for it. So i went home and went to bed... Yes lame.. I get it. But yeah... Later kids

Fuck.... I've been real bad at this!

So, I have been real bad at this. I know I'm Sorry... Fuck My Life. Happy halloween though. I'll post more often fo sho.

The weekend of Julies b-day.

My liver prolly hates me. Or loves me. I mean booze makes me happy, but I doubt my liver wanted to get wasted all weekend. Anyhow the weekend started for me on thursday. On Thursday night we took a party bus of 30 people to Bay City and went to a bar. This is in celebration of Julies b-day of course. The girl finally turned 21. Thank the Father of Jesus. Well I got pretty drunk. Got kicked out of the bar for being to drunk. A squared was right by my side, thanks buddy. Got more drunk after I got kicked out... nice...

Next day.... Friday... Jenny and Tom came down for Julies real real b-day and then we went to Timbers for Dinner/Drinks. Well timbers is great and they have drink specials. "very nice". I got drunk agian... Then we went to Patty's. It's a bar right accorss the street. I had many a night I don't remember there. Then we went to matt and Tj's house. It was a very late night for me.. Like 6 am.... fuck tit.

The next day I still drank, but didn't get drunk. Which is fine... I didn't need to. But I want to thank for friends.... ALL OF THEM... i dunno what id do without you guys. much love....

Things that bother me.

I can't really think of anything of importance to blog about. Not that any of my blogs have a spec of importance in them. So I guess I will just compile a list of things that annoy the fuck piss out of me.

- I don't like it when people scrape there teeth on the fork they are using. Horrible sounding.
- I hate when the TP is backwards on the roll. When I need to whipe my ass the flap of paper should be facing me...not the wall.
- Old people...... I don't know what it is, but i have a hard time talking to old people. I get really uncomfortable. They are my least fav thing to wait on. Not because they are horrible tippers, i just can't speak old person. I always feel they are watching my every move, and analyzing everything i say. I think the goal is to find out if im a rapist or one of those gang memebers they hear about all the time on the news.... Turns out I am... but whatever....jk..... oh and they smell bad.
- When people get pissed that I fart... deal with it.
- When people can say anything they want to you, but when you attack back they get monsterously pissed that you argue back. fuck you.
- People who are not open minded and are prudes... Times are changing. Please don't hold the world back.
- People who diss britney.

Speaking of britney here is her new single.. Womanizer... i love.. later.